Daily Archives October 28, 2007

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Maxim magazine has published a list of the world’s unsexiest women in its recent issue. The list includes singers and big and small screen actresses.

‘Sex and the City’ star Sarah Jessica Parker tops the list, being called the “least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.”

Singer Amy Winehouse’s “translucent skin” and “rat’s nest mane” earned her the number two spot, while Grey’s Anatomy’s Sandra Oh’s “cold bedside manner and boyish figure” made her the No. 3 Unsexiest Woman Alive.

The Material Girl herself is number 4 due to her “self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.”

Last on the list is Britney Spears, whose lack of sex appeal is reportedly due to her two kids, two ex-husbands, weight gain and “losing the ability to perform.”

Jason Wahler of MTV’s ‘The Hills’ and ‘Laguna Beach’ is serving 30 days behind bars for assault and underage public drunkenness.

The reality star reported to a jail on Thursday in Issaquah, Washington.

Ruth Bowman, spokeswoman for the Seattle City Attorney’s Office, told People magazine he “could get out in 20 days for good behavior.”

Wahler, whose additional charge of criminal trespassing was dropped, recently completed a stay in rehab.